We're cooking up something new and introducing a new item in our Balloon Expansion, a Balloon. Yep, a regular balloon. Round, floaty, and vaguely egg shaped.
And guess what? You could be part of the recipe!
We’re launching a contest to find the most egg-cellent new minigames to include in the next version of the app. That’s right! Your wild, wacky, and wonderfully weird creation could be immortalized in the official Schmegiverse.
The winning games will:
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Be officially added to the Schmeg the Egg minigame roster
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Feature your name as the official creator inside the app
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Come with a Snazzy Schmegg’n T-shirt, perfect for flaunting your victory.
*Bonus points if your submitted game uses balloons in a way that’s clever, chaotic, or just plain silly. Using the item is not necessary to enter the contest or win.
So don’t be a rotten egg. Submit your minigame idea today! This contest will last about as long as a balloon at a porcupine party. At the end of the contest period 11-14-2025, we’ll crack open the submissions and select the top three minigames that truly embody the Schmegg’n spirit.
What is Schmeg the Egg?
Schmeg /sh-m-EH-g/ (verb)
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To clumsily shatter or destroy something.
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To create an unbelievable mess.
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Pure chaos born from sheer incompetence.
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(archaic) Derived from the Yiddish word Schmegegge, meaning a foolish person or complete nonsense.
The /dh-UH/ (determiner)
Oh come on, You know what this is.
Egg /EH-g/ (noun)
A fragile little oval. Often edible. Frequently doomed in this game.
Bored? Need some beautifully chaotic nonsense? Get ready to turn everyday junk from around your home into ridiculous, real-life minigames!
From the creators of The Oh Force comes a game that transforms everyday objects into a whirlwind of unpredictable, chaotic fun. So, grab up those extra chopsticks, a deck of cards, and other such mishigas from the items list to prepare to battle for the title of the Egg. Think of this as your favorite video game party featuring that plumber clad in red overalls—but for reals.
This game encourages creative strategies and thinking outside of the box, juxtaposed with a fair bit of luck and literal randomness. Will you dominate with your tactical genius, just pray for a serendipitous outcome, or will the eggy spirit of chaos reign supreme? Download this app now and let the schmeggin’ shenanigans begin.
